While investigations are still ongoing, Police have said these are merely a formality as the accused is a scouser so he definitely, definitely did it.
However, speaking on behalf of the accused, Dave Spokesperson said that he (the accused) categorically denied all allegations and that the teeth were already laying on the floor when he entered the tunnel and that he was unaware of who the owner was so deemed it "finders-keepers".
The man was briefly taken into custody for questioning but was not found to be in possession of the teeth at this time, though Police are working on the theory that they are still in the Barnsley area, and say they are easily identifiable given that they are the only teeth in the Barnsley area.
A reward of 50,000 pints has been offered for their safe return.
