In a bid to broaden their appeal and coax some business away from the local pubs, Greggs have announced they will be launching a vodka-Redbull pasty, exclusive to their Barnsley stores.
The move will put them in direct competition with pubs such as Wetherspoons, and if successful may see them expanding their alcohol-based food offering.
Head of Important Decisions at Greggs, Dave DeBaker, told us "The vodka-Redbull pasty is really a test of the concept, but we are quietly confident that it will be a success, and have already perfected recipes for a Sam Smith's & Steak Bake and a Jagerbomb Butty. We believe this will go down a storm in Barnsley, though how well it will be received in more civilized parts of the country remains to be seen".
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