A Darfield resident got the surprise of her life this week when she discovered the face of famed music-hall entertainer Kipper Jackson in her breakfast crumpet.
The lady, who wishes to remain anonymous, said when she took it out of the packet it was just like any normal crumpet, however upon removing it from the toaster it was emblazoned with the image of the legendary singer.
The incident caused quite a flurry of excitement, with neighbours flocking to her door to see the apparition, and as such the lady swiftly ate the crumpet before the situation could get out of hand. Unfortunately, therefore, no photographic evidence of the miracle exists, though her husband confirms he saw it himself and they definitely, definitely didn't just make the whole thing up.
In unrelated news, local narcissist and former cricket referee Dickie Bird was spotted in Fosters Bakery shortly after this story broke, allegedly placing an order for 10,000 teacakes with a picture of his face baked in.
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